Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community!

Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes!

Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays?
Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!

Good News Bad News	1
Male Unbonding	4
The Abstinence	143
The Airport	52
The Alternate Side	28
The Andrea Doria	144
The Apartment	10
The Apology	165
The Baby Shower	15
The Barber	72
The Beard	102
The Betrayal	164
The Big Salad	88
The Bizarro Jerry	137
The Blood	160
The Bookstore	173
The Bottle Deposit (1)	131
The Bottle Deposit (2)	132
The Boyfriend (1)	34
The Boyfriend (2)	35
The Bris	69
The Bubble Boy	47
The Burning	172
The Busboy	17
The Butter Shave	157
The Cadillac (1)	124
The Cadillac (2)	125
The Caddy	122
The Cafe	24
The Calzone	130
The Cartoon	169
The Chaperone	87
The Checks	141
The Cheever Letters	48
The Chicken Roaster	142
The Chinese Restaurant	16
The Chinese Woman	90
The Cigar Store Indian	74
The Clip Show (1)	177
The Clip Show (2)	178
The Comeback	147
The Contest	51
The Conversion	75
The Couch	91
The Deal	14
The Dealership	167
The Dinner Party	77
The Diplomat's Club	108
The Dog	21
The Doll	127
The Doodle	106
The Doorman	104
The Engagement	111
The English Patient	151
The Ex-Girlfriend	6
The Face Painter	109
The Fatigues	140
The Finale (1)	179
The Finale (2)	180
The Fire	84

The Fix-Up	33
The Foundation	135
The Friars Club	128
The Frogger	174
The Fusilli Jerry	107
The Glasses	67
The Good Samaritan	37
The Gum	120
The Gymnast	92
The Handicap Spot	62
The Hamptons	85
The Heart Attack	13
Highlights of 100 (1)	100
Highlights of 100 (2)	101
The Hot Tub	115
The Implant	59
The Invitations	134
The Jacket	8
The Jimmy	105
The Junior Mint	60
The Junk Mail	161
The Keys	40
The Kiss Hello	103
The Label Maker	98
The Letter	38
The Library	22
The Limo	36
The Lip Reader	70
The Little Jerry	145
The Little Kicks	138
The Maestro	113
The Maid	175
The Mango	65
The Marine Biologist	78
The Masseuse	73
The Merv Griffin Show	162
The Millennium	154
The Mom & Pop Store	94
The Money	146
The Movie	54
The Muffin Tops	155
The Nap	152
The Non-Fat Yogurt	71
The Nose Job	26
The Note	18
The Old Man	58
The Opera	49
The Opposite	86
The Outing	57
The Package	139
The Parking Garage	23
The Parking Spot	39
The Pen	20
The Pez Dispenser	31
The Phone Message	9
The Pick	53
The Pie	89
The Pilot (1)	63
The Pilot (2)	64
The Pitch	43

The Pledge Drive	89
The Pony Remark	7
The Pool Guy	118
The Postponement	112
The Pothole	150
The Puerto Rican Day	176
The Puffy Shirt	66
The Race	96
The Raincoats (1)	82
The Raincoats (2)	83
The Red Dot	29
The Revenge	12
The Reverse Peephole	168
The Robbery	3
The Rye	121
The Scofflaw	99
The Secret Code	117
The Secretary	95
The Serenity Now	159
The Seven	123
The Shoes	56
The Shower Head	126
The Slicer	163
The Smelly Car	61
The Sniffing Accountant	68
The Soul Mate	136
The Soup	93
The Soup Nazi	116
The Sponge	119
The Stakeout	2
The Stall	76
The Stand-In	80
The Statue	11
The Stock Tip	5
The Stranded	27
The Strike	166
The Strongbox	170
The Subway	30
The Suicide	32
The Summer of George	156
The Susie	149
The Switch	97
The Tape	25
The Ticket	44
The Trip (1)	41
The Trip (2)	42
The Truth	19
The Understudy	110
The Van Buren Boys	148
The Virgin	50
The Visa	55
The Voice	158
The Wait Out	133
The Wallet	45
The Watch	46
The Wife	81
The Wig Master	129
The Wink	114
The Wizard	171
The Yada Yada	153