indifference?

Foreman: We find the defendants - guilty.

Vandelay: Order! Order in this court, I will clear this room! I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built. I can think of nothing more fitting than for the four of youto spend a year removed from society so that you can contemplate the manner in which you have conducted yourselves.

I know I will. This court is adjourned.

[Exit Judge Vandelay]

George: You had to hop! You had to hop on the plane.

Elaine: Puddy, don't wait for me.

Puddy: Alright.

Frank: We gotta get out of here. We want to beat the traffic.

Sidra: Come on, Jackie. Let's go.

Jerry: What?

Chiles: Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.

[The group, walking back to the holding cell]

Jerry: Well, it's only a year. That's not so bad. We'll be out in a year, and then we'll be back

Kramer: Could be fun. Don't have to worry about your meals, or what you're going to do Saturday night. And they do shows. Yeah, we could put on a show - maybe "Bye Bye Birdie" or "My Fair Lady". Elaine, you could be Liza Doolittle.

Elaine: Why don't you just blow it out your...

[They enter the cell]

Elaine: If I call Jill from prison, do you think that would make up for the other ones?

Jerry: Sure.

Elaine: Cause you only get one call. The prison call is like the king of calls.

Jerry: I think that would be a very nice gesture.

Kramer: I got it - it's out! How about that, huh? Oh, boy, what a relief.

Jerry: See now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot.

George: Really?

Jerry: Oh yeah. The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's

too high, it's in no-man's land.

George: Haven't we had this conversation before?

Jerry: You think?

George: I think we have.

Jerry: Yeah, maybe we have.

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[Epilogue, on stage in the prison]

Jerry: So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of

course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison?

You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough. So, anyone from Cellblock D?

Prisoner 1: I am.

Jerry: I'll talk slower. I'm kidding - I love Cellblock D. My friend George is in Cellblock D. What are you in for,sir?

Prisoner 2: Murder one.

Jerry: Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding sir - lighten up. How about

you, what are you in for?

Prisoner 3: Grand theft auto.

Jerry: Grand theft auto - don't steal any of my jokes.

Prisoner 3: You suck - I'm gonna cut you.

Jerry: Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand.

Guard: Alright, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on.

Jerry: Alright, hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria.

 

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